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I'm Waiting For The Drugs To Wear Off, And For the Medicine To Kick In

Dear Haircuts,

Thankyou for being one of the best pick-me-ups I know. Even if you go terribly wrong, I know that I can wear a beanie for a couple of months, and noone'll be none the wiser. But luckily most of the time you turn out just right, and sometimes even cause spontaneous compliments from strangers in the girls' bathroom, cover that annoying pimple, and just generally maximise my babe factor.

So, thanks once again, and I'll be seeing you in a couple of months time.

-Yours faithfully, Grace.

Baby It's Cold Outside

Or at the very least, let's leave the house together...

Boyfriend Material

Cut My Own Hair, Roll My Own Cigarettes

I've been down on my hands and knees scrubbing all day, flooding my nostrils with the smell of bleach, I think maybe I'm treating it as a penance for the dreadful way I've been acting these past few weeks.

My sins include;

- Quitting a perfectly good job
- Drinking heavily
- Spending money I don't have on drinking heavily
- Letting myself be seduced by thoroughly inappropriate, and thoroughly attached men, whilst drinking heavily

See the pattern? No? Me neither.

Sorry, must dash, I've got an emergency meeting to get to at the pub.



Behave!
Heart to Tell
Tape Song